Just CHEW it!

Even superman has a bad day!

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After dinner tonight, Drew laid on the couch while I completed clean-up.

Paco, our chihuahua, jumped up (with his chewy bone) and laid behind him.

He laid there chewing away on his bone, until it was time for Drew and I to leave for the grocery store.

We had lost track of time, so we were a little rushed.

We jumped into the car and raced to the store.

As soon as we parked I got out and dashed for the store, while Drew stopped to get a cart.

Drew came inside and met me in the aisle.

As we were shopping a couple of people passed us and made a little snicker. We just looked at each other and thought...hmmm that's kind of strange...but we just kept on shopping.

In the produce aisle it happened again.

A couple of young kids passed us, then laughed and whispered to each other.

By now we are thinking WTF.

We kinda gave each other the once over, but we both looked fine. No hair sticking up...no mess on our face.

So, we chalked it up to being paranoid and continued shopping.

I dun wanna hear it...you're the one left the house looking like that

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While we were picking up milk and eggs a friend of ours came over and asked Drew if he felt a draft?

We looked at each other and immediately he asked her why?

She said, cuz there's a huge hole in the ass of your pants.

He reached behind and sure enough.

It seems that while Paco was laying behind Drew, he was chewing a little more than just his bone. He had chewed right through Drew's pants.

While Drew slithered off to the car, my friend and I stood there, trying desperately to control our laughter.